messin' with Republican money

Republicans-ahh gotta Love'em 

the heartless well never mind that there are not enuff bad words in my brain to cover that..
.BUUUUTTT they have finally found something that unites them and gives the purpose--they caught someone trying to mess with their money!
Not the money for jobs, that is the last thing they want-- they want Americans to be unemployed, miserable, broke and angry at the President.
No, not money to save lives or protect our embassies- the sequester cuts everything, the Republicans deliberately cut finds for Embassy security and in effect helped the Benghazzi attack happen- thanks fellows
No, not money to create new businesses and industries here in the U.S. where there are figuratively millions of unmet needs that could spur business growth- just think of all the things we do with phones and electricity- do you you have a little machine to keep em all charged-- portable go anywhere never run out of phone-- well you should and it should be made in your home town...
NOOOO the money is the$$$$billions$$$$$ of dollars that keeps these clowns in office, that lets them float when they should sink under the weight of the awful things they have done to their country-- the IRS( Republican appointees) going after likely frauds in the political fund raising disguised as organizations to help people. They only help Republican candidates who want money to continue sabotage of our economy. Sooo did i mention that these guys float...hmmm what a coincidence...hdm